i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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