East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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