It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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