i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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