Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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