More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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