He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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