She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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