Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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