i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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