how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
