I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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