Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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