Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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