I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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