I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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