i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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