He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
