Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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