I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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