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oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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