she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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