So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
So gin and wine won't be happening again
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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