If i come over, it means nothing
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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