The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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