i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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