so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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