Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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