I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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