shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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