Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize