She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Why is your signature on my underwear?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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