Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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