I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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