Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i out mim tonsoeep
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