Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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