I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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