At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
and you fell through a lawn chair
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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