Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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