one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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