well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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