I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I have post one night stand depression
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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