Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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