question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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