I'm going to jail i love you
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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