well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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