He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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