Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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