Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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