You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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