doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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