He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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