The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Did you pee in the oven last night??
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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