You're so nebulous sometimes
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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