This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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