I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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